The Way I Saw It

I’ve always had you to fall back on when it happens. Now it’s you that’s leaving me, moving forward, going someplace else.

I’m falling back onto you like you assured me I always could, but this time I’m falling into an empty space. 

Ah, but this too shall pass, shall it not?

1. No talking
2. No mouth breathing
3. No eye shifting
4. No yawning
5. No chair moving
6. No head scratching
7. No farting
8. No coughing
9. No loud breathing/blinking
10. No smiling

I will survive.

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TRY THIS ONE

(You know the rules: say it out loud 3 times, fast, don’t think before you speak)

THREE SMART FELLOWS, THEY FELT SMART

I could totally down a blueberry sherbet ice cream right now. And I don’t even know what it tastes like.

But it’s blue.

And it’s a sherbet.

Somehow this is extremely appealing to me :/

Every time I discover something ingenious and awesome, I’m like - BAM! INSTANT OBSESSED!

And each time I think to myself, WOW. This one’s never wearing off.

BUT THEY ALWAYS DO.

And for some reason, when I revisit that “ingeniously awesome” thing, I don’t have a very good impression of my taste.

:/

-> Hello internet!

-> Are you upset? Distressed? Down in the dumps?

-> Well, if you clicked on this video link, it’s your lucky day. Because I am going to unleash my secret.

-> I’m going to teach you how to be happy. 

1. Stop complaining and start thinking about everything that’s right in your life. Start thinking about what you have. Odds are, not half the planet has even that.
2. Stop listening to depressing music. That’s just about as effective as running 15 kilometers because you’re exhausted or stuffing your face with a big Mac because you feel fat. Why would you do that?
3. Happiness isn’t something you get. It’s not something you’re given. It’s not a matter of luck. Happiness is a choice. You could be a millionaire and choose to be a grump. You could be broke, homeless, and pretty much an absolute fail, yet still be optimistic. So if you don’t have happiness, well, make some. Tell a joke. Watch some comedy TV. Get off youtube and go play with the 3-dimensional people. 
4. Find a hobby. Do something you’re good at. Whether it’s sport, academics, music, theatre, art, photography, volunteer work - what could make you happier than being the best at it?
5. Smile. It stimulates happiness in your brain. You may not feel it at first, but if you smile, happiness will come to you. 
6. If all else fails, get on the chocolate, my friend.

If you missed me, I sincerely apologize.

If you didn’t miss me, well, I’m back, and I guess I’m sort of apologizing for that too.

Peace.

Then you find out they were high.

The Script

Those Kung-fu Panda people, they’re darn right.

You’re never 100% until you’ve achieved inner peace.

That means you let go of everything. Who you don’t like. What bugs you. What you regret doing, or regret not doing. The mistakes you’ve made. The people that have hurt you, and the pressure you’re putting on yourself.

That’s when you can catch droplets off of leaves, turn them into fireballs, blast them at every evil being in the world, and finally put that little pure drop of water back where it fell.

Inner Peace.